stick a fork in me...i'm done.

Just wanted to share of a few of my personal faves with you....

I'm jonesing for this muy bueno jacket.

Merci, J.CREW merci.

Like Alice through the rabbit hole, I fell into the delicious wonderland that is

Peppermint Bliss

Holy Heaven is a place on Earth, Batman. I dream about everything she blogs about and would most certainly not contest to waking up one day and finding myself in her lovely world.

And last but not least....

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present;

A PETITE LAP GIRAFFE!

This is a real giraffe. They are teeninsy. Baby petite lap giraffe is 2 blessed weeks old in this picture. I know, I know, compose yourselves- it gets better. The website where you can learn and PURCHASE (gasp, sigh) is

http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/

they are bred in Russia. This is verbatim what their "about petite giraffe" section says:



Petite Lap Giraffes are very funny animal that require special care. They need lots of love. Hugs and kisses every day. Otherwise they make tears.

If you have children, petite lap giraffes no problem. If child is loud, the giraffe will be shy, but does not bite. PLG’s are very clean. With training they will go in box like cats. Allergies never a problem.

Size: adult is 76 centimeters, baby is 15 centimeters tall. Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg

Diet: distilled water and bonsai tree leaves

Health problems: none. They are the best.

Gestation: 420 days

Living conditions: PLG’s love being indoors in filtered air conditioning. If they can listen to music of Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov it is dream.

Grooming: a bubble bath once a week with purified water is all they need.

I mean, could you just melt right now? I can't even follow it. So I'll just bid you adieu and hope you have sweet dreams filled with mini-raffe's...

xx.